Jokes:

People talk to the shepherd:
"Why you dont find some woman from the center?"
The shepherd answears:
"You have seen a shepherd having sex with other sheep? That is called bestiality."
What the only word in english know german during the world war?
"Hi".

What is the name of gathering many people from city Rybnik (fish in a flag) in one place?
Council of fisherman.

What is the name of sex with a girl who has tattooed snake on her pussy?
Deep throat with swallowing for that snake.

Why You think pornography are bad?
That thinking makes you on girls mad.

Why was the guy born in a country where are ugly woman?
To be gay.
(now tell me that why pornography are bad, so that kind of mens need that).

"In the summer a nun comes to a man dressed as a priest and wants confession.
Man gives penance: In the silence of the night."

"Why people around you shakes when you say: "FBI don't move!"?
Because smells crime from them and that words repel this smell and makes wind."

"David why you have lot's of gold hair on your croth?
Because the bird needs a Nest.
Will you shave it?
Never because bird and his eggs without a Nest can't live. He is a American Eagle."

"Mom sends you to scout. Tell her that I have a good and regular bowel movement."

"David what are you going to do in the future?
If it will be succeeds I will build my own hatchery and will be full of gold hair humans."

"David you don't have any dollar on your bank account. When you will get some money?
Maybe in 2030 if I will live in U.S.A."

"What is the name of the abbreviation "SR" in car registration?
Stinky fisherR."

"What is a typical thinking in Poland?
Fight with who You can."

"How many guarantees are for lip plastic surgery?
Three years or 100,000 kilometers."

"What is the name of pills in psyhiatric hospital?
Pills of darkness."

"David I was fuck maybe 1000 girls from center hehe.
It's the same when u give your penis to lick a dog."

"What mafioso need to go from his room to few rooms forward?
A map."

"David here you have two girls from center: the ugly and preety. What you will choose?
None. Because both are animals. Monkey look better than hippo but that is always animal monsters."

"What is the different of bird and dick?
Dick don't have hair, but bird have it."

"What is the name of status on my self when center monster girl want to touch my bird?
Impotent status."

"There is nothing more horrible than having sex with a pregnant woman and even more horrible are fucked by your own baby in your pregnant womb during sex. When your child grow up than you can tell him that when he was in his mother's womb you hit him by your penis on his forehead."

"Famale eagle are biger than male eagle. What the moral? Better be a coward and have biger bird."

"Why miners in center are fat? Because they really don't work."

"What does the person who is stroking his hair looking at you?
That you are smart."

"What you need to tell a builder when he are mad to you for nothing?
"Don't be stress, go drink some vodka, you will feel better."

"How Secular Humanism named X-mas dinner when he are invited?
Free dinner food." (but don't eat Jesus <dark sorcerer> body).

"What does the person who considers himself a bird when somebody pulls his hair?
"Ouch my feathers."

"What is the full name of car BMW?
Be man Whore."

"Why in Poland walut are named gold?
Because they want to imagine they are rich."

"What does a girl when she often blinks at your eyes?
"Make a wind. Good for a hot day."

"Burned Jew like me can't have graphiti spray because when he touch it, it will explode."

"What think naturalist about strongmans wenting to the gym?
No brain monsters."

"How german set a fire?
Stick the lighter on a stick and fires with a gripper."

"German sets fire and escapes from fire."

"What u need to sing when in song are word 'Tsunami'?
'Dick head with us'."

"What can you expact from a girl who had sex with a communist?
That if you have sex with her after him, you can expect no 'milk'."

"Why people named city 'Rybnik' (fish on flag)?
Because they wanted to feel like fat fish, but they failed and they are just hurdles."

"Why german will not grab jewish hand for hello?
Because he think, he will burn."

"When and how will appear Jesus <dark sorcerer> in future?
He will born from virgin by in vitro insemination."

"What can you expect from citizens in Poland when they make party?
Cheap vodka without drink with cucumber or beer without snack or no party.
(Better don't went to that poor party. I will never organizate a party for Poland).

"Paper are from wood, why you don't need to complete lots of documents?
Because you will get bark beetle in your house."

"What named gangster who are standing in hole cementary?
Gangster with mental depresion."

"The blond girl are standing near shop and are talking with brunette. Blond are drunk and said: " I'm drunk I can't walk".
Brunete close the shop and want get blondi to her house. Brunete help her and when they was near house blondi said:
"It's not my house." Brunete: "So why I close the shop after end work day?."

„What girl do on man knees?
Siting the egs on nest.”

„When in your PC your download folder of web are on pendrive, where the files will download when your pendrive are off computer?

It will escape from port USB to the ground.”

„Soldiers are wenting, Shoters walking but I don't go to them,
Soldiers are wenting, Shoters walking, you will go to them – and he light the cigarette to smoke.”

„For punishment cut him right hand!
Hey Hey but I have two left hands!
Ohh so your hand won't be cut.”

„Why devil have big corners?
Because he had to big spine.”

„Who will born 24 december?
A sandal with a rubber cap born.”

"The woman began giving birth. Shes man says to her perineum: 'follow my voice'."


„What named man's crotch when woman lick it?
Soother.”

„What is the name of the guy who was bald and got red hair back?
A burning match.”

“What will happend when blonde girl will shave bald ber head?
Stupidity will came out of her head.”


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